Nasty Nancy

On Nancy, Nancy, Nancy.

Why make such a spectacle of yourself.

It did in some way work.

No one is talking about the speach, just about you tearing up the State of the Union speech.

According to you who listen to, it might have been a felony.

I don’t believe anyone will prosecute if it was, but Nancy Pelosi did make a statement even better than Gretchen Whitmer did.

Now it might have been the snubbed handshake that she didn’t receive but I did hear she did a practice tear on the speech to make sure she could do it.

And she said it was the only thing she could do under the circumstances.

You know why political talk is so popular?

You have Trump and Pelosi and Little Chucky Schumer and more.

You don’t need a Saturday Night Live skit spoofing them.

They are self spoofing.

And with four more years of President Trump coming up, the comedy will more than likely continue.

Please Nancy, no more tearing up speeches.

Now let’s get on to more important things.

The XFL has just started, let us enjoy.

Jim has been a columnist for the Telegram for over the last five years. You can contact Jim at [email protected].